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Apr 03, 2008 09:49 pm

i4icarus

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man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. he shoots his friend and kills him. wife says: "if you behave like this, you will lose all your friends".

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I always arrive late at the office,
but I make up for it by leaving early..

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Apr 03, 2008 10:01 pm

jopaulo

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White Elephant
Nice decorative figurine...

ayos yan i4icarus. natuwa naman ako sa joke na yan

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salamat ng dami dami mama cass

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Apr 04, 2008 06:58 am

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MC Ring
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"I did it mom!"

I played with my boyfriend.

I got stinky,

I got flirty,

I trade my sandwich for a kiss!

We got dirty...

We tried and tried mom,

we reached the top!

I got pregnant..

but see?

I learned...

Sorry na huh....

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Don't STEAL. The GOVERNMENT hates competition. Good in english huh!? It doesn't mean your smart enough.
my other account: crad3r (i use this only if my account is bugged)

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Apr 04, 2008 07:06 am

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Core2Quad Processor
More processing power. Yeah!
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nanay: o anak kumusta ang school. anong pinag-aral nyo ngayon.

anak: lesson po namin ngayon ay kung paano gamitin ang "po" at "opo".

nanay: o ngayon alam mo na ang wastong gamit ng "po" at "opo"

anak: oo naman noh ... hello

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...mendezeño highlander...

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Apr 04, 2008 08:17 am

makati23

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mga joke para ke ERAP nakakatawa

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Apr 04, 2008 08:49 am

necromancer

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TDP 4th Bday Cake
Thanks for 4 years of TDP!

TUTPIK:
Kustomer: Ano ba naman itong tutpik nyo, iisa na nga lang, ang
dali pang mabali!
Waiter (inis): Alam nyo, sir, ang dami nang gumamit nyan, pero
kayo lang nakabali!

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Apr 04, 2008 08:55 am

boy_bawang

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RAP: Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone.
DR: Is it choking?
ERAP: No, it's Max's
DR: I didn't mean Chowking, I said, "Are you choking?"
ERAP: No I'm serious!

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Apr 04, 2008 09:12 am

necromancer

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CONFIDENT VS CONFIDENTIAL:
Anak: Itay, ano ang kaibahan ng confident sa confidential?
Itay: Anak kita, CONFIDENT ako dyan. Yung bespren mong si Tikboy,
anak ko rin, CONFIDENTIAL yan.

hahaha... natawa ako dito

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Apr 04, 2008 10:14 am

chrizd

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Warning Bar:

What is a Filipino's idea of devastation?
It's where you catch de bus.
How does a Filipino use "devastation" in a sentence?
Hoy auntie, don't you have to go buy your ticket at "DEVASTATION"? (get it the bus station???)
What's the difference between select and choose ??
Select is when you pick out something...choose is what Filipinos wear on their feet !!!

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Apr 04, 2008 11:49 am

zarapku15

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Mental patient nagbubungkal ng lupa para magtanim

Nurse: anu ginagawa mo?

patient: d mo ba nakikita? nagtatanim ako!

nurse: e wala ka naman tinatanim ah

patient: seedless to! adik ba u?!

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Apr 04, 2008 01:48 pm

murky

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Hatinggabi.....

Multo : awwwwoooooo! awwwoooooo!

Bata : wag po! wag po!

Multo : okey sori

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Apr 04, 2008 01:55 pm

sonicboom

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juan: (kausap ang isa pang estudyante) akina sabi. kung hinde mo ibibigay. sisipain kita sa pwet.

(narining ng isang napadaang guro)
teacher: anong klaseng pananalita yan!!!

juan: ...

teacher: ang tamang bigkas ay puwit, hindi pwet.

juan: nyack

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...mendezeño highlander...

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Apr 04, 2008 01:59 pm

necromancer

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ESTUDYANTE:
Bugaw: Sir, Chicks P1,500, estudiante!
Man: Ganun ba? Hanapan mo ako ng mga P1,000 lang pero mas
magaling pa sa estudiante.
Bugaw: Meron din, sir. Ang PRINCIPAL, okey yun!

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Apr 04, 2008 07:25 pm

jopaulo

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salamat ng dami dami mama cass

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Apr 06, 2008 11:08 am

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Isang estudyante nag tanong sa titser...

Estudyante: Maam, tanong po...ilan paa po ba ang ginagamit ng centipede kung tumatawid sa kalsada?

Titser: Simple lang yan..100, kasi centipede... "centi" means 100 at "pede" ay paa....

Estudyante: Hindi po ba 99?

Titser: bakit mo naman nasabi?

Estudyante: kasi po kung tumatawid po siya sa kalasada, yung isa nyang kamay ay naka taas para pahintuin ang mga dumadaan na sasakyan para po makatawid siya....

Titser: ngek...

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