May 28, 2009 04:42 pm


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kAhoy said:
"Kakaayos ko lang ng kama ko,'lika guluhin ulit natin"
d best ito...
hindi ka pa ba napapagod? kasi ikaw ang tumatakbo sa isip ko....
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May 28, 2009 05:00 pm


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May 28, 2009 11:46 pm


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hehe! cute naman ng mga ito... :)
share ko lang ito, naaliw din kasi ako:
"Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight.... o gusto mong dumaan ako ulit??!"



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Love me when I least deserve it... coz that's when I really need it.
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May 29, 2009 12:33 am


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eto nareceive ko sa text from pinklady. sobrang okay to natawa ako.
boy: tara laro tayo.
girl: ng ano?
boy: kahit ano basta huwag lang taguan.
girl: bakit?
boy: because a girl like you is impossible to find.

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Moderator's note: Banned permanently due to disrespect to staff authority and mockery of the infraction system.
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May 31, 2009 03:29 pm


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effective line (based on experience

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Ako: Sawa ka na ba sa buhay mo?
Siya: Ha? Bakit naman?
Ako: Baka lang kasi gusto mong maging parte ng buhay ko
Siya: Aw shucks!
sobrang cheeesssyyyy!!!

pero effective
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Je vous aimerai pour toujours, vous sais cela. Merci de la chance vous avoir connu. Je t'aime, mademoiselle et yeux bruns.
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May 31, 2009 09:43 pm Edited : May 31, 2009 09:59 pm


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boy: binatog! binatog!
girl: baket binatog?
boy: kala ko kasi binatog ka e, because i love binatog!
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pwahahahahahaha. try it magiging friends kayo forever. pwahahahahaha.
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Jun 02, 2009 05:38 am


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Jun 02, 2009 10:42 am


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Lolo: laro tayo
Lola: ano?
Lolo: kahit ano, wag lang taguan
Lola: bakit naman?
Lolo: because a girl like you is impossible to find.
-lupit ni lolo!
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True love happens once in a lifetime, if that's what you have, you don't need any other.
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Jun 04, 2009 04:49 pm


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B: Alam mo para kang tae!
G: Eeww bakit naman!
B: Eh kasi hindi kita kayang paglaruan

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Jul 02, 2009 03:27 pm


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i dont use pick up lines...
im using pick up moves... like pagiging suplado, snob... mas effective!
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Jul 02, 2009 03:51 pm


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boy: may mapa ka ba?
girl: wala bakit?
boy: nawawala na kasi ako sa ganda mo.
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ako ay si.... kanselado
salamat sa core2quad processor killer penguin!
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Jul 02, 2009 04:00 pm


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boy: para kang chicharon..
girl: bakit?
boy: kasi ang sarap mong papakin..
bakla: (biglang sumingit) ako din parang chicharon?
boy: oo!
bakla: talaga! bakit? bakit dahil masarap din ba akong papakin?
boy: hindi..dahil NAKAKAHIGHBLOOD ka!
-haha..basag..sumingit pa kasi eh...

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no matter how much goodness you've done to them. they will still hurt you.
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Jul 06, 2009 12:45 am


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boy: "pwede ba kitang madalaw sa inyo minsan?"
girl: (medyo naturn-off sa offer) "ha??? e...kwan kase...madilim sa lugar namin...baka mapahamak ka pa"
boy: "yun lang ba? sus...walang madilim na daan kung chicks ang pupuntahan"
LUPEEEET!
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"Imagine the FUTURE"
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Jul 06, 2009 01:12 am


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miss miss ganda mo naman pa kiss
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Jul 06, 2009 09:48 am


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boy: para kang pintura
girl: baket naman?
boy: sarap mo kasing.....
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